i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
