So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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