He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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