But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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