That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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