if you like me you must not know who I am
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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