Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
the day after is always just damage control
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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