I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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