On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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