i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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