Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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