So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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