you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
