Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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