id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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