How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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