problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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