seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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