Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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