I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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