You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Randomize
