I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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