She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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