I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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