Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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