Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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