Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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