Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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