Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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