yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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