The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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