You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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