This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
be right there i have to get my cape
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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