? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think I am morally bankrupt
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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