My friends, they love my intelligence
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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