So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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