pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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