Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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