ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
they're like a gay fantastic four
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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