We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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