nut hugger
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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