I CAN MOONWALK!
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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