also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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