Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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