sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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