Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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