he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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