Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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