She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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