i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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